Monday, April 30, 2007

Yes, I always carry this much shit in my bag...

Because you never know when you may have to jam. Totally appropriate movie quote for all of the crap I added to this page today. I'm a junkie.

Breakfast Club was on this weekend. You'd probably be hard pressed to NOT see it on a lazy Saturday afternoon when the school year is ending, but man I love that movie... even when it's on TBS and all the 'bad' words are silenced. Which makes lines like "Eat shit" interesting. Suddenly, Ally Sheedy is just telling Emilio Estevez to EAT! Heh.

Things to think about -

When the woman at WalMart holds up the cute puppy and says "He's a terrier mix!"... don't believe her. In fact, kick her in the shins and run like hell. I believed her. I have, as near as I can figure, a german shepard sheltie golden retriever cross. Really. Not a drop of terrier DNA in that dog. Good thing he's a good dog, because he's a billion times bigger than planned.

When Madison is in college, Sam will be in second grade. Total HOLY CRAP moment when you figure that one out.

Cady told me tonight that her bottle of water tasted like dog drool with dryer lint in it. Which begs the eternal "How do you KNOW that!!??" question. But I didn't ask because I don't want to know.

2 comments:

Jenn said...

Ahahahaha!! Dog drool with lint...kind of like when people say "This tastes like shit..." begs the question...when exactly did you last eat shit? hmmm..

Mind Full of Emptyness said...

Maddie will only be about 16 when sams in 2nd grade when hes in like 5th shell be in college. When hes in 2nd grade ill be 21 baby. I'll be like you and cousin george(EWWWWWWWW)just reversed.LOL

Where would Cady have even come up with an analogy like dog drool and lint?

have fun with the guy thats birth certificate says "MALE since early 2007"!! JK